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Voi jumalauta alkaa olemaan hieman juttujen puutetta, sillä Fox on julkaissut 50 akronymiä sisältävän listan, melkeinpä kaikki akronymit viittaavat jotenkin seksiin. Pari helmeä:

Banana = Penis
IMEZRU = I Am Easy, Are You?
Kitty = Vagina

Ja paras

FMLTWIA = F*** Me Like The Whore I Am

Top 50 Text Acronyms Parents Should Know

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Sauna questions

16 Feb 2009

I’m a finntard and I :heart: sauna. If you’re coming from outer space and wonder what the hell is a sauna I’ve got the answer for you right on next sentence. Imagine a small room, a stove filled with rocks and imagine throwing water on those hot rocks. It’s only +80 Celsius inside the room and you’re enjoying it while whipping your friends back with bath whisk.

I accidentally got picked to Business English in writing course at school. I need to write from five to ten questions to a person who has no clue what is a sauna. My imagination is so crappy that I hardly can get 3 questions in my mind.

  • When it was invented
  • What exactly is a stove
  • What is a bath whisk
  • Where was it invented
  • What is a pillunpäre

Luckily I’ve got plenty of time to think about new questions.

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